Mawufemor
walked the entire two kilometres between the examination centre and the Ho
market, where he worked and lived. The only difference this time was that the
journey seemed to take longer.
It was a
Saturday, and the Ho township was bustling with activity. There were several
funerals in town, drawing visitors from all over the country to pay their
respects to the grieving families—some to commiserate with the bereaved
families, while others, especially the men, had their own agenda. When it comes
to such agendas, some sub-chiefs had previously complained on local radio
stations about unscrupulous men who come to their communities on the premise of
attending funerals but end up placing their beloved daughters in the family
way.
Skrr-rr-rr-rh!
The simultaneous screeching tires of two vehicles and their ensuing
bumper-to-bumper collision went "Gbam!"
“Stupid fool!” One of the drivers of the crashed vehicles
retorted as he came close to Mawufemor wielding a wheel spanner.
“You almost
killed us, you twerp!” the other driver also vented as he got out to inspect
the damage to his car!
Apparently, Mawufemor
had stepped clumsily onto the road, into the path of a Chevrolet Cruze 2011
model near the Civic Center, whose driver subsequently went into the lane of
the approaching Chryseller with which it had collided. Reality hit him like a
ton of bricks!
“Hey, you fool…!”
The Chrysler owner retorted.
“You must pay
for these damages today!”
Both drivers
were almost at arms' length from Mawufemor at this time, and the one with the
wheel-spanner was about to settle his score by smacking the scoundrel in the
head with the club when he abruptly came to a halt!
"Hey,
young man, what's the matter?" As Mr. Wheel-Spanner realized Mawufemor was
transfixed at the spot and made no attempt to block or swerve the blow of the
wheel spanner that was coming at him, he asked in a caring tone.
"Oh, he's
crying as well!" said the other motorist.
“Let’s leave
him. He might have been through hell already.” The guy with the wheel spanner solemnly
whispered as they both got into their cars and sped off.
Mawufemor just
stood there, speechless at what he'd witnessed. Regardless, he praised God and
continued on his way.
Trouble was
building back at the main market. It was a market day, and the marketplace was
busier than usual. Then there were the shopkeepers who were yelling and
swearing because their stores had been broken into!
As Mawufemor
came on the scene, one of the traders pointed to him and said, "That's
him, Papa Polici."
"What an
ungrateful soul you are...!" From behind him, a woman yelled her disgust.
"So, after
everything I've done for you, this is how you repay me?" The voice went
on.
He turned and
saw his benefactor, the hairdresser. Mawufemor was now more perplexed than
ever. “What is going on here?” He asked!
"Your
deceased mother and father are happening here!" One of the market women
smacked him in the face while violently retorting in a local Ewe dialect.
“Gentleman, you’re
under arrest for stealing! You are coming with me to the station!” The
policeman finally spoke.
“What have I
stolen? Whom did I steal from?”
Wham! Wham!! The
police officer struck Mawufemor with two consecutive palm and backhand slaps to
the face.
“You will get
to know when we get to the station!”
“I d-d-didn’t s-s-s-te-al
anything! I di-di-dn’t s-s-s…!”
Pang! A market
woman whacked him with a pot to the head.
"You will
rot in jail! You stupid and ungrateful soul! God will judge you!"
Mawufemor
appeared to awaken from a profound slumber. He experienced a severe headache
and a sharp pain in the back of his skull. Oh, he remembered now. He passed out
after being struck with the pot.
“But where am
I?” He asked himself.
"You are
where your kind belongs, you criminal!" The CID officer yelled!
“But what did I
do?” Mawufemor stammered from his dedicated cell.
“You did
your mother!” the officer angrily said. “Will you shut your criminal mouth
before I displace it for you?”
“But I need to
know what I did! It is against my fundamental human right!”
In response,
the officer became enraged. Furious, he signalled two other officers, who
turned up immediately.
“Go and make
sure that criminal confesses to his crime! Foolish boy!”
As if it were a
directive they had been awaiting, the two uniformed men entered Mawufemor's
cell and dragged him out. They administered a few slaps whenever he resisted making
him know who was in charge. They relocated him to a soundproof, soundless cell.
One of the
uniformed men exclaimed, "Hey, Mr. Man!" as he removed his uniform
and singlet, revealing an impressive six-pack and well-defined biceps.
"So, you decided to steal from the people who had been kind to your miserable
life, right?"
“I have stolen
nothing from nobody!” Mawufemor stuttered!
“Oh! The
criminal has a mouth to speak!” The other officer teased!
Then they began
to hit him with their hands, feet, and belts!
As the officers
took a break from the beatings, one of them exclaimed, "Let's make this
simple for everyone!"
"Simply
admit that you took the items, and we'll stop beating you. In addition, we will
persuade the judge to reduce your sentence!"
“Deal, or no
deal?”
TO BE CONTINUED...

Comments
May God protect us from such abnormalities. Hummmm Thanks for much for sharing this with us Hon. Michael Dabi. Still waiting for the next episode πππ